Retirement Gifts
Retirement Kit
(The Gag)
Guide your newly retired friend towards his new career with this kit that includes a tin cup, pencil, and blind man glasses in a prank box that states Your Personal Retirement Income Program.
Over The Hill Rose
(The Gag)
Mourn the passing of youth with these old, black, dead-looking Over The Hill Roses. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift!
Over The Hill Jumbo Playing Cards
(The Gag)
These Over The Hill Jumbo Playing Cards are extra large for old, over the hill eyes. Cards meansure 5 inches by 7 inches. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift!
Over The Hill Trick Candles
(The Gag)
With the Over The Hill Trick Candles the old victim will think they are too over the hill to blow them out! Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift!
Over The Hill Diaper
(The Gag)
The Over The Hill Diaper comes with an extra large diaper for extra large retired rumps, plus an extra large safety-pin. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift!
Over The Hill Kit
(The Gag)
The Over The Hill Fan provides instant relief for those over the hill hot flashes. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift!